this is my human. when human is fussy, i just pet it like this.
as you can see, human is calm.
reblog everytime
(Source: sandandglass, via memewhore)
I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance.
-Jon Stewart
Really? Huh. Do I need the magic walking stick as well? I wear a nice black suit every day, and it doesn’t seem to be working for me.
I don’t give a shit what they’re wearing as long as they’ve got confidence (not to be confused with egotism). Confidence is what’s sexy.
(Source: lonelycelt)
